by Caton McKenna
I love making lists.
I always use the first bathroom stall because I read somewhere that it’s the cleanest.
I really despise matching socks and usually just grab two unmatched socks and put them on.
I read magazines from the back cover to the front cover.
I am a master at Disney trivia.
I used to be good at spelling, now I’m atrocious. (I wanted to spell the word atrocious wrong…but that would be cheesy).
I hate washing silverware (more than just watching dishes).
I talk about characters in books like they’re my friends.
I love fuzzy socks (and they are easy to match).
Late at night when I’m alone, I think of what would be the easiest, most convenient weapon to grab if I was getting burgled.
I rub my sock feet together (I also whip my hair back and forth).
I love cracklin’ oat bran, but it’s too damn expensive.
I never take the recommended dose of advil.
I own 14 journals. I’ve written in each, but never completed one.
I never clean my plate.
Sometimes when I run, I put in earbuds but don’t bring my ipod.
I’m really competitive in zumba.
When I paint my nails, I feel like I’ve accomplished something.
I measure my intelligence based on how many questions I get correct on Jeopardy (and everyone else’s).
I make up words to every song I hear on the radio (I’m terrible at remembering lyrics).
If I had a superhuman power it would be to know the lyrics to every song.
I only get pedicures at places where they give free wine.
Kisses on the nape of my neck and ears give me goosebumps.
I am never prepared for the weather.
I rarely cry in real life but find it hard to sit through an episode of wife swap with dry eyes.
I am not a snacker.
Sometimes I tell the truth.